eggshell white collar
Hello!? Hello hello…..sound of the voice echoes down the valley from the cave in the high cliff side. Are you reading this? Can you see me?
What the….
How do i do this? Is this thing on? (Tap tap tap)
The Paranormal Discoteque
The vampires are playin 8-ball down at the local pool hall
the next game i decide to call as soon as dracula takes
a fall
things are just fine as i wait in line, the bloodsuckers aint spendin
my dime
i’ll get by as i’m just passin time, watching the necros dance
and the bats fly
Its a night for chupacabras, big feet, sea creatures, and
all things with fangs for teeth
a hallowed night it seems is a place for the undead
to come and meet
and of all things i didnt expect to see was my ex-girlfriend
handing out drinks
no wonder she was always a werewolf when it
came to halloween
I said hello honey, she saw me and she took a step back
she asked what i was doing here, i said i must’ve slipped thru a
a crack
the boogeyman at the door cut me some slack
when i gave him a five he let me pass
as he let me in he put on a grin , that simply said
i wasnt going to last
So to prove him wrong i started playin some songs and
i’d been takin some shots with the lochness monster
as the night went on
It started when i told nessy i thought she was just a fable
she then said that she could drink any human under the table
told her to bite her tongue, cause she just found someone
that not only willing but also i was able
My ex thought that a nice story and asked if it had
ended in glory
i told her not as i wished, nessy drinks like a fish
but even the bartender foundthe contest
not boring
So he said i could stay as long as i may and the way
that i drank wasnt of any human anyway
just then i felt a tap on my right, as i turned my brain was put
on ice
due to the first thing that caught my site, the most beautiful
poltergeist
Suddenly i was sober once more, i took her hand and we made
it to the dancefloor
she really had some wicked moves, there was no doubt she could
really shake it loose
while i tried my best to catch my groove, i danced as if i had
two left shoes
and as the Banshee continued to sing, i think it was a song by ween
on stage with the karoake machine
i realized that i was dancing with a ghost of a young Disco Queen
At the sound of that last line my ex had left
resons to which i had only a guess
although i am not sure i am willing to bet
it is what she heard that had made her jealous
So i went back to the room where the count played pool
to see he had met his doom and if it was my time to rule
This was not the case and to my dismay
seemed that guy really knew how to play
It was my turn and as my blood started to churn
i thought even if i didnt win there was still a lesson to
be learned
So i walked by the Wits, gave a nod to the Succubus
as i grabbed my stick and made my way to the velvet
The count said that i could rack em and he wanted me
to break
said that was fine by me, but to him a great mistake
now we will just watch and wait as he meets his 8-ball
fate
The sound of thunder and the power of a rocket
i hit the balls so hard i nearly popped my arm out of
socket
and just as quickly as it had begun, the game was just as soon undone
when we all saw the the black ivory ball roll its way unto the
side pocket
just as dracula had to step down from his throne
the bartender announed the place was about to close
for the mornings twilight was starting to show
and by the crack of dawn it was time to go home
Only 3 blocks i had left to walk
i just passed the corner of The Ole Malt shop
when i realized my cell phone i had lost
but it was to late to play
with engmatic thoughts
I still had my keys, and that was the only thing
that mattered to me, for i was already hearing
the whispers of my dreams, and what fun they would be
given the night i had, everything that it seemed
and that was the last thought i was thinking
cause when hit the sheets, i was already dreaming
A strange sense awoke me from my subconscious
mist
at my bedroom entrance, stood the ghost of the disco
mistress
And as the sun was reaching its morning destination
i got one more message from hert majestic apparition
RE-MATCH! signed by the count be its only declaration
as she blew me a kiss i felt a warm sensation
she then left me with a wink and a rather new temptation
Now as i lay my head down to rest
i salute and offer my deepest of respect
to the ghost, the bloodsucker, the one from lochness
the banshee, the boogeyman, and yes, even my ex
to all the others i wish the best until the sunsets
for then, they will be at it again
at the Paranormal Discoteque
2008- quinton laing
